buttlicked:

*touches ur butt* sorry it was an assident.

cancune:

if a guy stares at ur boobs 

just stare at his dick

maybe squint a little bit

 Maybe if period pain burned calories it would be worth it

(Source: melark)

j-moriarty:

joeshmo:

shavingryansprivates:

romeo romeo

where the fuck is you, romeo

Fuck you, the original line in Romeo and Juliet is “Wherefore art thou”. And maybe if you stopped being an assumption-making bag of fucking asshole, you’d know that wherefore does NOT FUCKING MEAN “WHERE”, WHEREFORE MEANS “WHY”.

SHE’S ASKING WHY HIS NAME IS ROMEO. FUCK ALL OF YOU. FUCK ALL OF YOU HARD UP THE TOENAIL. I TAKE MY SHAKESPEARE SERIOUSLY AS TITS.

romeo romeo

why the fuck is you romeo

(Source: shavingryansprivates)

1500hp:

the aight gatsby

spirit-of-the-ocean:

my uncle used to be one of those people who drove dead people to cemeteries and such 

then he became a taxi driver and the person he was driving tapped his shoulder to ask a question and my uncle screamed really loud